Pen Limericks
Pentrace recently ran a limerick competition on the message board, sponsored by one of our readers, who donated a copy of the 1999 Stylophiles CD as a prize. "Lady of Class" is the winning entry and "The Young Man from Billerica" gets an honorable mention.
LADY OF CLASS
There
once was a lady of class,
Who had the most lovely Omas,
Her Herbin rouged cheeks
And white Mont Blanc peaks
Sent Phileas into orghast.
©
Copyright 2001 by vlvende
The Young Man from Billerica
There
was a young man from Billerica
Whose purchases got quicker and quicker
When asked by a friend
Why he had all those pens
He replied that it was because they were all different in
some way and that each of them provided a unique writing experience
despite the fact that some were old and some were new and
he was still wrestling with the decision of which pen to buy
next and . . . .
© Copyright 2001 by MarkK